schlongjohnson [he/him]

faster and better defense than an archer. downside being only range 1

its simple. the parts i like will be canon; the parts i dont like wont be canon

ive seen people proudly boycott bud lite by switching to busch lite

it’s why i go to aldi

pretty sure vacant teen stare has been a general trope for a while. dont see how this is a gen z specific phenomenon

arthurs and aardvark, og book had him trying to get rhinoplasty. the others are different animals

to be fair truestl also has stuff like this

even his robot child turns against him

damn; i aint gonna read that

whenever i eat a ton of pizza my dreams always start popping off

the dentists tried to take my teeth of wisdom, but i would not submit. my iq has grown by hundreds and yours can too