Metallic mini backpack.

Worth it. I love the color, it was on sale, and I hate carrying purses.

Sometimes the alignment has to be very precise to get it in, and when it isn’t, it causes you to think you’ve used the wrong side/angle - especially when you aren’t looking at it directly.

Always make sure your loved ones are buckled up.

For my next trick, I’ll be turning a liter of spirits into domestic violence.

Fake Traveler is another GPS spoofer that was recommended online, since you say MockGPS didn’t work consistently for you.

I have on several occasions left my uncovered leg as an offering for them so that they would stop zzzzZzzzZZzZing in my ear while I’m trying to sleep. They do it anyway. This is why we don’t negotiate with terrorists.