Gravity always wins

You are very smart

The fucked up thing (well, one of them) is that, with whatever new AI auto-moderation sentiment analysis thing they’ve employed in the past year or so, you receive absolutely no indication that action has been taken against your comments. Unlike shadowbanning, which has been around for donkey’s years, you still see your comments in-thread and can even get replies from certain users. It’s difficult to explain, even harder to prove, but they’re employing something such that certain tiers of users see your comments, while others don’t. Think skill-based match-making from the gaming world, but applied to thread-based social media. I hung on for quite a while after the writing was applied to the proverbial wall, but once I realized this I erased every trace of Reddit from every corner of my life. Now I’m here!

I went down an antichrist rabbit hole during my work poop earlier and read that the Bible prophesies there being multiple antichrists throughout history, culminating in an ultimate mega-douche of an antichrist who ends up ending the whole world.

I travel around my (deep purple) state with a satchel of various brassicas. Going out of the house in this area without a curated collection of cruciferous comestibles would be like going into a hot war without merely a sidearm.

• Everyone knows that any green thing can ward off the common MAGA chud, but many are unaware that so-called “enlightened” centrists are actually attracted to broccoli. Don’t be fooled. For them, you must brandish brussels sprouts - preferably still attached to a long stalk. Then, launch into a cooking lesson, but do NOT DETACH OR BOIL THE SPROUTS. You will have your quarry at the first hint of Maillard’s reaction, and they will either join your cause or become total hermits.
• Liberals will claim to favor kale, but I’ve had success presenting them with multiple diverse varietials while explaining that “Lacinato” and “Dinosaur” are both equally accurate and acceptable terms when used to refer to the bumpy, dark green kind. Your utter indifference to - and rejection of - their “correct” preference will eventually send them into a blind, self-destructive rage - if you’re patient and hold the line. Just be sure to stand outside their blast radius when they finally go.
• You must be creative and self-assured when it comes to libertarians, but try showing off a fresh romanesco cauliflower while delivering a long-winded (but efficient) diatribe in which you logically interweave fractals, calculus, coastlines, cacti, psychedelics and concepts of cognitive sovereignty. Once they sense that you have more than a surface-level understanding of these topics, and genuinely care about how they each relate to objective, consensus reality, they pathetically slink away like old goats, having fired not a single round of reloaded ammunition out of their bespoke 3d-printed handgun.

Good luck out there!

I’m no biblical scholar, but isn’t this one of the features of the antichrist? Like that they will have false prophets and other dastardly types trying to deceive people and advance the real antichrist’s agenda?

I didn’t know dinos smoked weed

We tend to go with the absolute minimum of unnecessarily gendered clothing for our little one. People assume she’s a boy all the time. Like, with zero other info besides seeing the clothes/toys/stroller etc.

I find it to be a bit creepy tbh, so when it happens I try to avoid giving a correction and just make an exit.

Article is from 2019

It’s a bit grainy, that’s Bill Murray, right?

Article is from 2019

I’ve heard he’s been spotted recently using a Cinco^®️ Food Tube^™️.

For the uninitiated. (Warning, YouTube link)

What’s actually ageist is these fossils (or do you prefer “old fucks”?) consistently conspiring to keep younger people (I’m talking anyone sub-55) from assuming the reins of power.

It makes me think of a machine, not a person. I prefer to just use “staff”

Great idea! That way you’ll know it hasn’t been tampered with because of the way it is.

It’s certainly authoritarian, but I wouldn’t call him “left” - that makes it sound like he’s some sort of tankie. Which I regret to admit would honestly be better.

I really hope no one at all purchases a couple hundred cheap single-board computers, installs cameras and facial recognition software on them, then distributes them to cities across the country. Please don’t do this.

And if you do, well… everyone makes mistakes now and then, but DEFINITELY don’t connect projectors to these “ice-melting” devices, mount them in hard-to-reach places, then blast the identities of gestapo federal agents onto buildings and streets in real time while they’re performing their duties! Now that would be very very double-plus ungood, citizen.

We can get paid? Where do I sign?

There’s a thriving used market with significant discounts if you’re willing to go 1-2 models back from the latest ones.

I’m sorry, Butter Week?