That’s why he said the story was a complete fabrication. He was 14 deep when he gave the order and genuinely was not aware it happened.

I love that, despite being a comedy, they actually address problems that 99% of apocalypse media ignores such as gasoline going bad, reactors melting down, etc.

I don’t disagree that Biden was geriatric. I was more pointing out the frustrating double standard that news media has displayed in covering the two.

A war criminal

Especially if it’s using that annoyingly upbeat robot voice.

Remember when he was straight up having a stroke on live television back on 9/11 and nobody ever fucking talked about it? Biden’s well documented stutter that he’s had his whole life would pop up and every single media outlet questioned his mental faculties for the next week. Trump is in public looking like this and it’s just crickets:

If you were a cop and you weren’t a racist piece of shit who covers for other cops after they shoot people, you’d end up being discharged for some bullshit reason and then you’d be a mall security guard or something. Can’t have any apples in the bunch that refuse to rot.

“Dead internet theory”

At what point do we drop the theory part?

I find it suspicious that it was the exact amount of votes needed, all of whom just happen to not be up for reelection next year. Feels like they just happened to be the senators for whom it was “safest” to piss people off.

Some lessons I learned from Trump’s first term that so many people apparently did not:

• He’s not gonna learn his lesson
• Republicans are not going to swoop in and save us from what other Republicans are doing
• His supporters are fine with what he’s doing, and if they aren’t they’ll be fine with it after conservative media tells them to be fine with it
• He will not face consequences for what he’s doing

I would love to be proven wrong, but keeping these things in mind helps me to avoid unnecessary disappointment.

Genuinely astonished at how dogshit the Democratic party is at negotiating or even just behaving like an opposition party. How do you walk away with a worse deal than the one you were offered before negotiations started?

It wasn’t “nothing”

In addition to getting everything the republicans wanted 40 days ago and nothing the democrats wanted 40 days ago, they also got a federal ban on hemp-derived THC, and gave republican congressmen the ability to sue the federal government for millions of dollars for being investigated for trying to overthrow the government on January 6th. You would be paying your employer a paycheck if you let the democrats negotiate a raise on your behalf.

Lol why would Mother Theresa be trying to convince people not to torture others? Her whole things was letting sick people suffer as much as possible to bring them closer to God.

Ignoring how coo coo bananas it is that she even sang to ghosts in the first place, it seems weirdly self important to think your singing is capable of magically curing people’s trauma. Reminds me of all the celebs recording themselves somberly singing “imagine” in their mansions to cheer all of us peasants up in the early days of covid.

You can’t just post this and not include what game it is.

Leave it to big tech to introduce the same exact product with less features while they gaslight you into believing it’s a shiny new product that you should be excited about.

Me right after NNN ends: oh no, step-security guard! You caught me shoplifting! I need to be punished!

Don’t forget about asbestos!