You don’t count cards in poker. That’s blackjack

Only if you play for less than 2 hours though

From a post elsewhere on lemmy

EDIT: I realise now that this is posted in animememes and I have no idea who that character is… Perhaps this makes sense in context

You forgot the “slop”

Men are never trusting women smh

Prevention isn’t nearly as flashy and visible a strategy. But wouldn’t it be nice

Libraries are basically the only remaining third space, but they don’t fill the same need as the original commentor. Libraries don’t have places for kids to run around, be noisy, and climb things. That would be awesome though

For fuck’s sake

Being a teacher is a career I think I’d like to try. Unfortunately, just a few years into IT, I already make more than a high school teacher of 20 years…

Name checks out

Not today FBI

It’s the male version of “foid” which is short for “femoid.” I’ve never heard or seen “moid” before, like you say. I would have thought that female incels would be on the side of male incels, thinking that women were the problem, and the reason they couldn’t sleep with anyone is because the pretty women are all sluts and taking all the men or something

It’s excellent satire

“I love posting satirical stories to LinkedIn (almost as a hobby now) because no one expects jokes on a ‘professional’ social network,” he said.

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