At this point I wouldn’t even be surprised if windows still starts generating thumbnails in the background when using the command line

I think they’re meant to express surprise or bewilderment here, which works imo

I‘m so broke, I can’t even pay attention

Jimi Hendrix

Bullshit essays for a joke are one of the few legit use cases for LLMs imo

The hatman does NOT respect gender pronouns past 450mg

That’s how umlauts historically evolved, but nowadays I wouldn‘t say ü short for ue, but its own letter (even though you still can write it as ue if you don’t have it available on your keyboard or whatever)