“How is this entire shipping container covered by the de minimis tariff exemption?”

(a door swings open spilling thousands of the world’s tiniest violins)

True anarchocapitalism is when the free market has you hammer a girder hard enough to become an unassailable steelman.

Comrade Miku would have to register as a foreign agent for both Japan and Brazil

God only knows he's grown farther from home, he's no father 
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water 
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product     
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows 
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera 
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner 
But the beat goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah-dah-dah

MY BROTHERRRR IN CHRIST

Catch me in Avignon with the nWo. Mick Foley died several times for our sins

His military induction would’ve required a pile of vaccines if they weren’t up to date already.

I do needs it. I just want NIST and NIOSH and Amtrak and all the other cool shit to be okay :/

Woke antifa INFILTRATOR promoting SECOND LANGUAGE EDUCATION in LEETSPEAK so your CHILD can learn HACKING on USENET

YSK: A cheap tick key is much more reliable for safe removals than tweezers. Save some stress, and potentially a trip to urgent care!

Hot damn, that sounds like the best combination golf and fishing trip ever!

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