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Git GOTY edition
.c plus plus - like C, but with a bunch of other stuff.
C–
7Zip 7Furious
I’m dying 😂🤣
Imgur has GIFV which is technically just WebM or MP4 treated as an animated image, but that could be GIF supreme
GIF Venti
XlsXL is a large spreadsheet but XlsXXX for a sexy spreadsheet.
Exlscuse me all spreadsheets are sexy why do you think they spreading those sheets
- JPEG XL →
file.jxl - Big PDF →
file.bpdf - MP3 Pro Max →
file.mpx - SVG Deluxe →
file.sdx - 7Zip 7Furious →
file.7zf - DOCX-treme →
file.dxt - GIF Supreme →
file.gifs
- JPEG XL →
Tar hypersphere
i think people that would subscribe to gif supreme would probably pronounce it gif
edit: i realise the fatal error in trying to comment this
Jif Supreme is next-gen peanut butter.
So you ever had a peanut that was like, five peanuts?
I would’ve gone with “Chunky GIF” myself
Just call it Superchunk
Ginormous GIF
You’re nuts!
Are you kidding me?! GIF supreme is the max baby!
MP3 pro max=lossless
You’ll probably get flac for that comment
Some people are going to go .ape!
I’m ogg-gaga
My first thought was opus instead, still lossy but just better
Most files fall into two categories anyway. How about we upgrade them too?
- EMXML: Even More Extensible Markup Language
- ZIPminusPK: ZIP But Every File is 2 Bytes Smaller By Omitting Phil Katz’s Signature
Next gen gif should add another sequence of letters that can be argued about how it should be pronounced.
See, that’s why I’m saying it’s gotta be “Chunky Gif.” .cyg.
Is the C a /s/ or a /k/? Or is it /tʃ/, like in “cello,” to match with “chunky?” Is the Y an /ɪ/, an /aɪ/, or an /i/? Is the G a /dʒ/ or a /ɡ/? Does the fact that it’s a pun on the peanut butter brand legitimize the /dʒ/ pronunciation, or does linguistic precedent show it’s obviously pronounced /sɪɡ/ like cygnus?
The truth?
The C is silent, like in “indict.” The Y is a schwa, like in “pyjamas.” And the G is pronounced /ɣ/, like the proper Dutch pronunciation of “van Gogh.” The filetype is thus pronounced, approximately, “Uchgh” - Which you may recognize better as the sound you make when you get chunky JIF peanut butter stuck in the back of your throat.
It’s pronounced “arjued”
Its pronounced “aggitate.”
.xif
WebP XP Pro
A GIF Supreme
