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BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 6 days ago

Zelenskyy suggests ceasefire so that Russia can hold elections

www.pravda.com.ua

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Zelenskyy suggests ceasefire so that Russia can hold elections

www.pravda.com.ua

BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 6 days ago
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Zelenskyy says Ukraine will hold elections under a two-month ceasefire and suggests Russia should do the same.

If you feel like that’s not enough slop
Here’s reddit discussing it

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  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Me, getting my face smashed into the pavement repeatedly by my bully: Listen here buddy, I’ll give you a 30 minute break so you can catch your breath

    • BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      I laughed, but I’m in a pedantic mood so

      Me, getting my face smashed into the pavement repeatedly by my bully the murderous biker living next to me who I’ve been keeping up all night for the last 8 weeks playing hardbass at all hours: Listen here buddy, I’ll give you a 30 minute break so you can catch your breath

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        I laughed, but I’m in a pedantic mood so

        Me, getting my face smashed into the pavement repeatedly by my bully the murderous biker living next to me who I’ve been keeping up all night for the last 8 weeks playing hardbass at all hours, despite me agreeing to not do that twice already[1]: Listen here buddy, I’ll give you a 30 minute break so you can catch your breath


        1. I agreed because the hardbass is keeping my kids up. I don’t mind, because they say they’d rather live with the biker. The biker is my ex ↩︎

      • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        sicko-bikerxi-gun-2zelensky-pain

  • Moidialectica [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Wouldn’t they hold it either way?

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      Yeah what are they, Uraine?

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        The “let’s have a ceasefire for elections” is definitely him trying to find a way to weasel out of being the one holding the bag when it really falls apart, without the optics of just resigning, right? Like he’s going to solicit all his backers in the US and Europe for campaign funds, and then instead of campaigning with it he’s just going to take the money and flee, leaving his opponent effectively unopposed for an easy win, in the hopes that said opponent suffers the consequences for Ukraine’s imminent defeat.

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          Like he’s going to solicit all his backers in the US and Europe for campaign funds, and then instead of campaigning with it he’s just going to take the money and flee

          Pretty sure he’s already a billionaire at this point, so I doubt he’d need to embezzle more funds. Apart from that, yeah probably. “Hey guys wouldn’t it really pwn ruzzia if I left Ukraine? haha”

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    He’s on a roll:

    Zelensky fat-shames Orban in public insult Kiev’s fight against Russia allows the Hungarian prime minister to “grow his belly” instead of an army, the Ukrainian leader has claimed

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      My president 07
      What is he, some type of comedian? (This comment was appropriated from reddit)

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    Give us two months of ceasefire, [and] we will go to elections.

    So, still no elections for Ukraine then?

    “It’s Russia’s fault that we don’t have democracy!”

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    HUH jesse-wtf

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    One day they’ll have an election and no one will come.

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        Finally, one who calls the challenge by the ancient law

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          That bot pisses me off and it’s had this coming for a while now. I’m gonna give it what’s good for it

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