As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male’s cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.
You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You’re welcome.
“Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Communists_Have_Better_Sex%3F
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/dec/03/why-women-have-better-sex-under-socialism-review
Col. Ripper ranting about precious bodily fluids
I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.
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Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!
Shh no no, let them believe that so they won‘t reproduce
Bro is literally like “at least sucking dick doesn’t have an estrogenic effect”
Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.
And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.
“I’m not gay, I’m an Alpha Male.”
“I’m doin’ the fuckin’, so I’m straight!”
So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??
It is a miracle that these guys survive to reproductive age.
