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minus-squareinvalidusernamelol [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·edit-21 month agoThis is like 5 years old lol Like, there’s some kid who’s now in kindergarten who was born the minute this tweet was posted. I’m realizing just now that I’m old and that time is linear and unidirectional…
minus-squareLeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agotime keeps on slippin slippin slippin, into the future
minus-squarecorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·1 month agoDamn, it was new to me :(
minus-squarepurpleworm [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoFriendly reminder just for your reference that the date is posted right by the tweet.
minus-squareHumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoimagining the mother in the hospital bed exhausted after an hours long labor and the father gets a notification on his phone and he’s like “babe check it out, new dril dunk on dersh”
minus-squareHumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoand then they let her hold the kid
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoIt’s 1995! Now that I’m older, stress weighs on my shoulder…
This is like 5 years old lol
Like, there’s some kid who’s now in kindergarten who was born the minute this tweet was posted.
I’m realizing just now that I’m old and that time is linear and unidirectional…
time keeps on slippin slippin slippin, into the future
Damn, it was new to me :(
Friendly reminder just for your reference that the date is posted right by the tweet.
imagining the mother in the hospital bed exhausted after an hours long labor and the father gets a notification on his phone and he’s like “babe check it out, new dril dunk on dersh”
and then they let her hold the kid
It’s 1995!
Now that I’m older,
stress weighs on my shoulder…