You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?
K - might as well guarantee a first world country.
It’s not guaranteed you’ll be a Kiwi.
Do you have something against Australia, lol?
Nah. Those cunts know a joke when they see it.
They have sex with sheep over there I seen em with my own eyes.
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K is honestly the only truly safe option.
An Australian man eating spider wrote this post.
Yes, just watch out for the snakes and spiders. Luckily the saltwater crocs are only in northern Australia!
Blub blub
If you don’t choose K, it’s your loss
K
Only non terror option
Australia is absolutely a terror state
Compared Mexico, middle east or northern Africa?
More so
Ok so I know this is a loss meme but Imma still say the bottom of J.
How the heck did you catch that!?
It completely went over my head until I read your comment, I scrolled back up and boom - there it was
.:|:;Odds are you won’t win the bottom part. Figure where the population predicts your likely birth town and roll those dice!
surprise! you’re attacked by hungry seals and finished off by horny penguins.
K is clearly the best, but E is underrated. Some highly developed countries there, just have to hope you won’t get Myanmar.
Cambodia isnt great either. With B, you can always move to a decent part of Mexico.
Singapore and what else? That’s not the happening part of China, even.
Singapore isn’t in there… though admittedly I thought Hong Kong, Guangzhou, Shenzen and Wuhan were in there which I think might not be.
Still, it definitely has Chongqing, Chengdu, Kunming, Xi’an and Lanzhou, which are arguably still very much part of the ‘happening part’ of China :)
Ah shit, you’re right, it’s south of Malaysia. Honestly my geography in that area is sketchy, despite my personal connections.
I do know generally development started in the eastern China. Some of those cities are huge, but that only means so much. The ones in the south are probably nicer, just by reputation. And, of course, the “autonomous regions” are varying levels of nightmare.
I like G. I’ve always wanted to be a deep sea creature.
Imma go with K.
Clearly G, so that I die instantly while not beeing able to cognitivly know what’s happening, so I don’t see this dumb timeline of humanity.
I think French Polynesia is in G, not the worst option.
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What the fuck is with this gerrymandered map?
Loss
motherFUCK
Ho Ly Shit. Alright. This just feels good. So many years have passed, and we’re still suffering loss. I love it.
This is the new map of Earth after Alien Imperialists Colonize us
It’s either good or bad. You can choose the rough area, but that area covers good and bad places. Like that American rectangle: are you in a Canadian village in the middle of nowhere, central USA or the Mexico City slums?
G don’t look bad
Yep, I would be a whale.
So is G like, a random boat?
Born on a cruise ship to degenerate swinger parents.
Nooooooo
Polynesia I assume.
I’m not sure if OP realises there’s islands. If it was supposed to be empty the southern Indian ocean or interior Antarctica would have been better picks.
If you pick G you lose
People around here seem so scared of south america. It’s mostly a nice place to live.
The levels of inequality are like nothing in the developed world, and you’re probably not going to be one of the rich people.
Maybe you can be safe, but you’re gong to have limited opportunity. Same story as part E really.
LOL
most informed canadian
G so I could be birthed by rich parents on a cruise
Either that or a tribal island
Let’s face it, it’s gonna be a rich retired boomer fucking a hot island native and the condom rips.
I guess K is the least risky option
Remeber kids, bad humans are far more dangerous than scawwwy Australian animals
I mean its legal to shoot a bear, but you’re gonna have a bad time if you shoot a human, even if its self-defence.
You’re all cowards I’m rolling the dice on C and I’ll be chilling in Tokyo with my waifu body pillow while yall get eaten by snakes in K.
I was born in C, not recommended.
(People’s Republic of China)
Restrictive firewall, no porn, hard to get western media, so you’d be stuck with ww2 sino-japanese war tv drama or some cringe romance stuff.
With a population of 1.4 Billion (well, minus the area covered by “E”), you’d most likely end up there.
Did I even mention video games? Yea… that’s gonna be tough to get, definitely no online multiplayers (even if you somehow got a VPN, the ping is gonna kill you).
And your VPN could fail at any time even if you do get it.
Also, OP didn’t specify you get to choose your gender, so if you’re born as a woman in Japan… good luck. (Don’t ask why camera shutter sounds are mandatory on Japanese Phones)
i know someone in china online in a virtual democracy.
Yeah, well… Enjoy Manilla! Here’s to hoping i end up in a remote part of Tasmania.
