• VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    17 hours ago

    I am predicting new apocalyptic bingo card items dropping…
    ☢️ US president 3rd term.
    ☢️ Judge Judy appointed to Supreme Court position. They unilaterally dissolve entire 47th presidency off from record.
    ☢️ Linguist scientist discovers “ocean language”. It is fully developed over eons and the first translated sentence they reveal is, “the walmart shrimp was intentional”.
    ☢️ Skinny Pop brand popcorn voluntarily recalls everything. All popcorn is pulled months later. Corn is now poisonous\venomus to human dna.
    ☢️ A new color is discovered. Turns out it’s because we did something to the sun. And the sun didn’t like it.