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Cake day: August 8th, 2023

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  • I am predicting new apocalyptic bingo card items dropping…
    ☢️ US president 3rd term.
    ☢️ Judge Judy appointed to Supreme Court position. They unilaterally dissolve entire 47th presidency off from record.
    ☢️ Linguist scientist discovers “ocean language”. It is fully developed over eons and the first translated sentence they reveal is, “the walmart shrimp was intentional”.
    ☢️ Skinny Pop brand popcorn voluntarily recalls everything. All popcorn is pulled months later. Corn is now poisonous\venomus to human dna.
    ☢️ A new color is discovered. Turns out it’s because we did something to the sun. And the sun didn’t like it.
















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    16 days ago

    A loophole with a loophole. I’m technically allowed just one bargain!

    bargain {bar•gain} [noun] Something offered a price advantageous to the buyer.
    bargaining {bar·gain·ing} [verb tr] To negotiate the terms of a bargain.
    bargains {bar•gains} [verb sic] Collective bargaining. The act of trying to bargain more than once.