SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square280fedilinkarrow-up1900arrow-down111
arrow-up1889arrow-down1imagemuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comSchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square280fedilink
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 day agoI’ve read a story on the forbidden website where a “database” was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I’m willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.
I’ve read a story on the forbidden website where a “database” was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I’m willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.
We call it New Redis!
It’s terrifying that this is plausible.