The people who say “the code is the documentation” totally misunderstood what that was supposed to look like

Well it was originally going to be a dock, but scope creep resulted in docker being born.

Yeah, the problem wasn’t that there were json numbers, it was that they were being parsed and deserialized wrong. And boy, were they being parsed and deserialized wrong in a lot of places.

It’s just one extra arg in the parsing method to fix it, just a pain in the ass rebuilding half a data warehouse to fix the existing data.

Oh god, this brings back memories of setting up a big query project and running into issues with JSON strict parsing and all our fixed decimal money types.