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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ·
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I need one... fuck

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    I own a dishwasher. I’m good.

    Handwashing is a waste of water and doesn’t properly sanitize, because you’d literally burn your hands in seconds if you got the water hot enough to actually do so.

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      I don’t pay for water in this house, but I do pay for electricity. Diswashers way too power intensive. Also, I simply cannot afford a dishwasher

      A rack on the other hand…

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        Said the “big tiddy goth GF” poster? Too easy, friend. 😝

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          Well I’m a gay man… The rack I need is big hairy meaty pecs

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            Damnit…

            I’m not hairy.

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              Get working

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            This is known, though the pun trail is undeniable…

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      Is sanitization necessary for dishes though?

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        Absolutely not if you do a half decent job at washing them. Sanitary is a pipe dream anyway. The cabinet they’re going in isn’t sanitary. The air in the kitchen is full of fecal coliform bacteria. People don’t wash their hands before they handle plates.

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        I mean I don’t want to eat off of dishes with bacteria on them but regardless there’s no arguing that a dishwasher uses less water than handwashing. It’s kind of hard to beat 3-4 gallons of total usage for both rinsing and washing an entire double-sinkload of dishes.

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          I assure you no matter what your dishwasher does your dishes have bacteria on them when you eat. Only reason to care about the sanitize mode is if you do things like grow mushrooms and want to get as clean a surface as you can when preparing components.

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            The number of people who believe there’s such a thing as “no bacteria” and that it’s healthy at all… is consistently disappointing. 😅

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      You can sanitize them submerged in the sink with dish sanitizer

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      Removed by mod

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      And as a result you’re more likely to have allergies. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25713281/

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        just perform more rimjobs and you’ll be fine.

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          I just lick the crossing light buttons once in a while.

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            During winter if you want it extra spicy

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          Mmmm… gut flora.

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