The ocean and surfing are cool, so I changed my name.
Look at me, I am Australian. I hoon and drink Fosters.
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It’s true they are the real Dirt_Owl. Remember to direct all complaints about my behavior to them.
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I… object to that objection! My client is simply airheaded buffoon that uses the wrong words sometimes
sus, this post conspicuously lacks mention of piss and/or shit
yea but look at the verification… that’s literally them…
I piss and shit in the sea. My goal is to do enough to taint the ocean. I avoided the subject since I have failed to achieved that goal yet, and am somewhat ashamed.
The ocean and surfing are cool, so I changed my name.
This checks out, I think I’m convinced
thoughts on piss?
whoops, already asked and answered
Dirt_Owl doesn’t talk that much about piss, guys
this sounds like something Dirt_Owl would say 👁️
thoughts on piss?
I thought I pissed.
:o
Uhm, as a sea owl, how do you feel about water?
Lagoons and tide pools are nice. You can have sea water and dirt together in one place.
This is clearly fake, the real dirt_owl would never risk getting wet and therefore lose their dirt from being cleaned.
I have found the salvation of mud puddles. One can have both wetness and dirt.
dirt m’gurt
that’s my old shit. Time for everyone to sea me.
thoughts on piss?
Thots on piss? You are a pervert!
imposter
I always thought the ocean was full of fish piss and shid, but it turns out it’s the owls too
