• KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    I hear that the best way to attract a job is to stare into middle distance for like 20s or so, then sweep your gaze over the job, do a slow blink, then go back to staring at a different location

    The job will no longer perceive you as a threat and then will approach and hire you naturally

    Do NOT go up to a job, tower over it and go pspspspspsss they don’t like that