My cat is screaming at me to increase shareholder value. I already work a 9to5 for a international corporation. Do you think I can try to bribe my cat with fresh salmon ?

  • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    12 days ago

    always employ quid pro quo (“back scratching”) and may be exercise purr-back option. But i’m afraid your cat is the member of bourgeoisie tbh (“fat cat”) kitty-birthday-sad