My cat is screaming at me to increase shareholder value. I already work a 9to5 for a international corporation. Do you think I can try to bribe my cat with fresh salmon ?
You’ll either have to placate your cat with extra capital, or convince your cat that their material interests lie elsewhere. A bit of class consciousness goes a long way.
always employ quid pro quo (“back scratching”) and may be exercise purr-back option. But i’m afraid your cat is the member of bourgeoisie tbh (“fat cat”)
The canonical answer is a little a salami as a treat.
Those Gen Z humans have gotten so lazy nowadays, back in my day they would wake up at 3 am on command (foot biting) and feed the master with the treat of their liking
Special dividend, take a c-note from the cash register and spend it on wet food
