Don’t actually start shit please.
So my take
meat take
is that boneless chicken wings are in all ways superior to normal chicken wings.
vegetarian take
Firm tofu is hands down better than all other forms of tofu, tempeh, etc.
And mash potatoes on pizza isn’t actually that bad. Just make it a proper pureé instead of smooshing up a baked potato with a spoon and calling it a day.
As a beardless person, everything being sticky is also miserable.
And they always give you a single, pitiful, little napkin with it!
A napkin that’s only about a quarter ply and dissolves if you even think about water.