cmhickman358 [he/him]
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7·9 days ago
Less than half of what I’d hoped for
55·10 days agoI get the feeling that the next thing we’re going to hear is something along the lines of “It turns out he’s been impersonating an officer for the past 26 years! He impersonated his way through the police training and on to the force, then proceeded to impersonate an officer for decades just to get his hands on police equipment and a vehicle so he could impersonate an officer to carry out these lone wolf attacks!”
3·14 days agoThis nation was built on the gloobiness of its slimes!
2·15 days agoA napkin that’s only about a quarter ply and dissolves if you even think about water.
3·15 days agoMFW when the Adults™ are back in the room!!!
We need to calm down on all the sticky stuff we’re putting on food nowadays. Not every entree or sandwich needs to have hot honey or balsamic reduction. Especially as someone with a beard, if there’s a sauce that’s some sort of syrup, glaze, or reduction it’s getting trapped in there and I am going to be miserable until I can wash it out. I realize that this is a problem entirely of my own making, but it’s still annoying.
But Xi hasn’t sent me my May check yet!
Rootin’ Rootin’ Cowboy Hootin’
0·10 months agoJust one?
Pppppppploppers!