Diogenes: “Behold, a hamster!” holds up coconut
You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.
Thry dont have breasts though. We need to fix this.
Coconuts don’t give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.
So coconuts are cows.
Additionally, it is known that cows are mammals. Therefore, by transitivity, we can show that coconuts are mammals. QED.
live birth?
Not necessarily (platypus).
Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.
What also floats in water?
Wood!
Cherries!
Former member of Atomic Kitten and Sugababes Heidi Range!
a duck!
Don’t platypuses lay eggs? Also, mammals aren’t the only animals to give live birth.
He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot, who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill. And the women swoon whenever they hear him say “GRGRGRGRGRGRGR”
I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.
Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?
Of course not, they’re marsupials
Seeds are equivalent to eggs
Do coconuts come from seeds?
Coconuts are seeds
Are seeds birthed, or do they come from seeds?
Seeds come from RNGesus.
Warm… blood?
https://explorersweb.com/cold-blooded-mammals/
Does it count if we killed off the last of the cold blooded mammals?
Incorrect. It’s a hairy milk carton.
Eww hairy milk
I don’t need a machete to milk a cow
This is news to me.
Oh well
i mean it certainly makes it more expedient
The re-milk value is much lower that way
just get another cow? are you fucking poor or something?
It’s also harder to keep the blood separated from the milk.
Why would you do that?
