“OK sure, it may not look as impressive, but American soldiers can’t march with style and precision like that because of their ingrained Freedom™ and Individualism™”

cover band playing at a county fair ass stage

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parades are dumb and bad wastes of time. especially after parades peaked 15 years ago when they rick rolled the department store one.

source: have been in several.

It’s very on brand for this administration to have the world’s most half-assed military parade, lined up with the largest list of corporate sponsors grifting off the US Army. Peak AmeriKKKa