FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

lol, WW III? Also sticks and stones. Well, one side anyway

When authorities searched his iPhone, they discovered two notes on the phone that described how to avoid leaving behind DNA and fingerprints at a crime scene.

Really putting the cart before the horse on this one

S-Nya-per

The Communist Beanifesto

lol, what’s the total and complete opposite of nominative determinism?

🎶 G is for Grenade! That’s good enough for me!🎶

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P olice cars

Not remotely true, but I’m choosing to believe that the Tankie Troika is finally having an impact

Well, a “war” is when two armies fight. So it was actually Iran’s actions that started the “war”

It’d be interesting to know how much money was spent per attendee. Like, even if that is 5,000 people (which seems generous), that would put it at ~$9k per person

“OK sure, it may not look as impressive, but American soldiers can’t march with style and precision like that because of their ingrained Freedom™ and Individualism™”

Back (End) The Blue!

It’s really bizarre that his depiction is a racist caricature…but for a different race?

For whoever designed their shields and shit to sound like bowling pins for this exact moment, if nothing else

Top 1% Commenter

“B-b-but it’s not fairrr! They’re using performance enhancing drugs to keep themselves mellow (even in the face of our most outrageous provocation) while I’m here, kitted up like Batman with 6 months of roid rage to work through! This protest needs to be disqualified!”

Huh…what’s that say there?..OH! “Focus”! Hey it worked!

Look, there’s no need to be unreasonable…Just wear the special Stars and Stripes and you’ll receive better treatment from the paramilitary thugs as they round you up for concentration camps!

Oh yeah, you didn’t know about this? Yeah, Space Mountain is like a Last Starfighter deal. If you sneak on too many times while too short to ride they shunt the train to a separate area and send you to space.

lol, love the “super serious soulless cinderblock situation room” they found for their meeting