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Cookie Monster was always my favorite. Still is, but used to be, too
He’s my spirit animal
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I know you’re joking, but you maybe don’t know in some areas that’s really offensive. Please don’t make it again
Notice that the cookies need not be good.
#3 from Elmo sounds kind of ominous. What if something goes down and I don’t want to be friends anymore? … Elmo?
You called…?
Note the confidence that point was said with. What you say will not come to pass, as Elmo clearly has perfect knowledge of the future
Trust the all-knowing Elmo. He’s your friend, forever and always.
He eats your eyes and then your rectum while you sleep.





