See… You have to get into the mind of a straight man from the 1950s and ask yourself one of 2 questions: Is this a woman’s thing? Or would I fuck this thing? Cars are considered “beautiful” and “sexy” and therefore fuckable by a man. I hope this has been a good lesson in outrageous sexism.
Here’s a simple trick:
Apply misogyny and sexism /s
Buuuut cars are a men thing aren’t they? And yet it’s la voiture… Curious…
See… You have to get into the mind of a straight man from the 1950s and ask yourself one of 2 questions: Is this a woman’s thing? Or would I fuck this thing? Cars are considered “beautiful” and “sexy” and therefore fuckable by a man. I hope this has been a good lesson in outrageous sexism.
And yet ‘ship’ is masculine in French, despite even in genderless English being referred to by sailors throughout history as a ‘she’
It is masculine because a ship is full of seamen.
🥁🐍
But they still name ships with women’s names, I stopped thinking too hard about this…
So are washing machines, apparently.
Don’t put your dick in that
Help me, stepsister…
for I need to wash away my sins?
I would not fuck a chevy hhr. A subaru justy on the other hand…
Thoughts on Toyota Crown?
Only the older models. The new ones have those big, sexy cow lips and are frankly out of my league.
La règle trente-trois, I see. Consider me enlightened!
Edit: merde non c’est la règle trente-quatre bordel de chiottes
If you can make mysoginistic jokes about it, then it works : men get in cars just like in women. => so it’s “la”
😏
on dit un char.
Cousiiiiiinnnnn ❤️
On va éviter le sujet des synonymes familiers du mot enfant en français de France hein, clin d’oeil bourrage du coude
Doesn’t work for le lave-linge though.