I definitely wouldn’t go to work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVc6xuQfq9Q

imagine being proud of your country

ok on second thought nvm maybe nationalism can be good sometimes

You’ll get no argument from me, cherry tomatoes are disgusting little shits that are always trying to evade my fork.

Also, Italy wasn’t fully unified until 1871, so trying to codify a singular Italian culture is almost as recent and silly a concept as the invention of Israeli culture.

lmao imagine being proud of your country

It’s especially rich coming from someone called “Diogenes heir,” since Diogenes once said “I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.”

Reminder that most of these “traditional” Italian dishes were invented less than 100 years ago. Spaghetti carbonara was first made in 1944 with American Army rations of bacon and powdered eggs.

What’s the deal with chapo.chat?

Alternatively, The Guillotine by The Coup

wtf is jubilee

Hell yeah

My Pokemon flag only has 151 stars, I’ll be dead in the ground before I recognize Chikorita

Can you wait till I get home? I don’t want to be stuck at work.

“And I saw one of the Chinese and the Chinese looked at me”

Labubu Theory of Value

You and me both brother. I’ve fumbled it sooo many times. It’s pure luck that I’ve ever had sex.

I don’t know if this is good advice generally, but what’s worked for me is to find someone as weird as me. Like someone who understands my weirdness because she’s just as weird.