The DNC is now post Hogg

This whole album is all killer no filler

(CW: sex toy… Kind of)

can we please just have one?

Don’t care. Electoralism is a fuck. He can still turn and face the

I got one sent to me in the mail completely unsolicited. When I tried to turn off the location, it wouldn’t let me so I stopped using it.

I have Italian heritage. I always thought that bit was funny

I’m a pudgy white straight millennial with colonizer heritage. Hexbears worst nightmare!

I always wanted to get Vegas married. Like an axe murderer themed wedding with an Elvis as the preacher. It’s not legally binding unless you mail the paperwork in, so you could just go home and frame it.

I’m actually married, so I would maybe just send in the paperwork for the hell of it

They’ll have moved on from Taco by then.

I know we dunk on boomers and hippies a lot here, but those guys just had different energy and it will be sorely missed when they’re all gone. That clown adjacent street performance thing that hippies used to do, while sometimes annoying, has been pretty effective culturally speaking.

So my sister had a baby almost a year ago and apparently he loves the song Baby Beluga. Well, I collect records and I thought it would be cute to get her a nice copy of Raffi: Baby Beluga to hang on his wall.

For some reason you can’t get one for less than like $60 and insane shipping! Is Raffi like the secret underground pink band that released 20 copies of their album on vinyl and then hid them in trees around town for people to find?

That’s a pretty good spouse ribbing

I say get married in every state! Some states have really strict divorce laws. Nothing shows commitment like 50 layers deep on marriage. Plus, you can do your honeymoon at the same time

starlink satellites! Elon musk! Russia! The enemy is both weak and powerful

Didn’t you hear Elon put a starlink satellite on the roof of the Whitehouse (after the election)

Google seems to have scrubbed mentions of the time that Biden explicitly said that he doesn’t feel bad for young people. I was going to post a link here with a caption of “why don’t young people vote?”

But this is what we get.

totally ignoring the collapse of American empire mixed with the enshittification of everything and also the fact that they’ve lowered the requirements to join

The troops?? Welcome to the #resistance

That, or the Democratic senators want the power for themselves

(Yes, I know that congress is supposed to be the ones who hold that power in the first place)

It’s all computer!

Which is interesting because the idea of a free phone from the government came during the Reagan administration if I recall correctly

How much more could it possibly cost to just use the good cameras? They basically put cameras on everything that would put the digital camera I had when I was 20 to shame.