Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?

Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that’s what it sounds like.

I stopped smoking 10 years ago. Once in a blue moon I’ll subconsciouly reach for the non-exsistent pack on the table, catch myself and laugh, whilst thinking about the money I’ve saved.

So if they want to be active in your country they need to pay an ‘activation tax’ or something, that counteracts removing the majority of their profits tax-free from the country.

Honestly, if I lived in NY, this post on it’s own would make me vote for him.

Of course, I’d have to live in the US too, which I don’t, thank some deity.

Are you me? (I don’t mean name wise)