Preorders for a mobile game… Nah.

This is a solid game for how cheap it goes on sale regularly. I mean it’s pretty old now, but still.

Multiplayer can be fun, but there are a lot of bots. The Galactic Conquest mode (the Clone War one that’s more like the classic BF games) can kinda drag for a really long time in some matches, but it’s still pretty fun to jump in and start blasting.

Cause I’m not cooking noodles backwards

When I worked two jobs, I’d take the bus from one to the other and it would always take like an hour and a half. One day I decided to walk it, cause it was only a couple miles (also cause the bus driver straight up passed right by me while I was sitting on the bus stop bench waiting for them), maybe a little more than a mile and a half. Took me 45 minutes, maybe.

The first few levels of Pirate’s Life are fantastic imo. Especially that first one when you’re going through the cave and listening to the voiceover… I got chills when I first played it. It was just really fun for me and I can’t really explain why. I liked how they got the original voices to record some new lines for the quest/level too.

And I really like the “DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES” guy.

That has stopped literally no one from trying to make arrests before.

They not only removed the campaign the game originally shipped with, but also those first two expansions we bought. So many people defended Bungie when they straight up deleted the content, but everyone was still stupidly hopeful that it would make a return someday. I knew from the beginning of the “vaulting” that there was no “vault,” and they just actually deleted huge chunks of the game from everyone’s systems.

Again?

First it was Hellraid (tbh I’m still really salty about that one)

Destiny 1 and 2. I should have learned my lesson with the first game, but the hype train picked me up anyway.

If you just want to laugh at some crass jokes and bullshit, I’d suggest Cum Town. It’s since ended, but you can find full episodes uploaded on YouTube, and there are some great bits.

Like Ben Shapiro getting assaulted by Mr. Feeny, or when they bullshit around about Gene Roddenberry being an absolute pimp, or when they’re making fun of Jordan Peterson

It feels like it’s been 20 years since I first heard about Flint and their water.

I guess it was when I was just in high school ten years ago. Damn.

Holy shit, it’s only been, what? At least 20 years?

Also Tiny Tina was actually a fuckin blast to play through. It doesn’t drag like some of the main games do, the humor is actually fun because you’re basically playing a game within a game and it works as far as D&D stuff goes imo.

Also I actually liked being able to customize my character for once. I don’t know about the other voices, but I actually really liked the douchey/cocky voice I ended up going with. There are some fun lines for different quests and such.

Some of these games actually have demos you can try to get a feel for yourself if you actually want the full game or not.

That said, Tiny Glade isn’t really a “game” so much as a chill town/castle builder that you take screenshots of. It’s cool, it’s pretty, I have it, but only get it if you’re wanting something like Townscaper or Dystopika.

I actually googled it and found multiple tutorials on how to activate full nudity even if you’re in the US. You literally do just change your console’s region, for Xbox anyway.

Damn, even if you’re actually in the EU with a full EU console and game copy?

Conan Exiles lets you hang full dong on PC, I assume you might be able to change the region on your console to get around it, but I don’t know for sure.

Speaking of PC sales: steam summer sale is on right now. There’s some decent deals. The Mass Effect series is all on sale for pretty steel discounts; the LE is like $6.

When I played it, I felt like they kinda bent over backwards for representation. An Indian spells teacher, an African fortune telling teacher, a Japanese broom coach, etc… Plus not to mention all the classmates that are straight up from other countries, and that mention other countries in their conversations.

There’s also the married interracial lesbian witch couple, the trans witch who runs the Three Broomsticks and the letter you can find that implies she and Garlick were a thing back when they were younger.

A lot of the NPCs felt like specific middle fingers right to JK imo

There’s a restaurant at the end of the pier where I grew up that always has a sign that says “no shirt, no shoes, no problem”