bacon_saber

Probably catgut

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The fight is on. How redistricting could unfold in 8 entangled states

Cleaning up what the birds drop

From a feeder, right?

…Right?

Just when you thought you’ve had a rough day

*Clovert

Please don’t juggle balls of bees

Oops! All Kats

Oh, so there really was only room for one Sigourney.

Absolute unit

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It was what it was

Hey, let’s ask it!

Read it the first time as “composting”

Why 47 Days? 47 days might seem like an arbitrary number, but it’s a simple cascade:

200 days = 6 maximal month (184 days) + 1/2 30-day month (15 days) + 1 day wiggle room 100 days = 3 maximal month (92 days) + ~1/4 30-day month (7 days) + 1 day wiggle room 47 days = 1 maximal month (31 days) + 1/2 30-day month (15 days) + 1 day wiggle room

The Verdict: It was sweet, fizzy and salty. It tasted like onion in lime gelatin with a fizzy aftertaste. I could be dramatic say it was wrong on so many levels, but the only level I was totally put off by was the freaking onion. Raw onion in gelatin is just “no” for me. I’ve never been able to get over it. Tom suggested that the olives were essential to make it edible. Most party guests were just scared of it. Other party guests loved it. It was completely eaten by the rest of the night (whatever hadn’t turned into a pile of melted lime-onion goo), so they must have been telling the truth. I couldn’t taste the “good” part, but I’m not a big fan of onion. Maybe if I loved onion as much as I love…let’s say, pickles, maybe it would have been better. So I guess if you make this one depends on how much you like onion. And how much you like the smell of onion and lime-gelatin sticking to your hands.