If republicans had senses of humor and hadn’t decided to boycott most entertainment except for things that are blatantly right leaning, they would have realized this a lot sooner.

If they come out with a vaccine that prevents autism, do you think the uneaten part of RFK jr’s brain will explode?

Do you want to create more Luigis? Because that’s how you create more luigis. 🤞

Yeah, but his competition laughed a little too much or some other bullshit reason so we couldn’t have elected her.

Oh, big gulps huh? Alright…well, see you later!