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24 days agoUse the time and space machine on a ruler and send it back in time a pico second, then a millisecond, then a thousand, then a second, then a minute. You just have to calibrate with measurements first.
Use the time and space machine on a ruler and send it back in time a pico second, then a millisecond, then a thousand, then a second, then a minute. You just have to calibrate with measurements first.
I had an uncle who got into breeding cats. There are dog breeders, why not cat breeders he thought. The trouble, he said, was all the scratches he got on his dick.
They got the good ones
Justin Long, in live free die hard, had what you want.
Nurses literally get the shit work.
thank mr skeltal
The dirty single use aesthetic really helps you appreciate the textures and flavors.
You fold your clothes after you clean them? Why, your clothes are just going to get wrinkled anyway.
You eat your food without blending it all up in a blender first? Why, your stomach mixes it all up anyway.
You take a shower? Why, you’re just going to get dirty again anyway.
You wash your hands after you shit? Why, you’re just going to shit again the next day.
You make slippery slope arguments? Why, you can just frame them as unpopular opinions.