

It’s weird how unreasonably mad I get at the LinkedIn writing style. The pauses, the paragraphs, the “The lesson?” “The meaning?” “The result?” questions, always ending with “Here’s the truth:”
It hits some part of my primitive brain and makes me wanna smash some rocks
Monkey’s paw curls. Wish granted: you will live for 10 to the power of 107 years, you’ll outlive every living and non living being, you’ll transcend mortal understanding, you’ll play with the flow of entropy - to see birth and death, hot and cold, to feel the final, guttering pulse of the last black hole as it surrenders its hoarded information to the void.
And you’ll have a little popcorn kernel stuck between your gum and a tooth during this entire time.