Just stare at it for long enough and you’ll be able to tell by the shape it burned into your retina.

Kool aid

*Flavor Aid, and generally following a long, rambling sermon of your cult leader after the murder of a U.S. Congressman.

“Hey! Who didn’t flush?!”

How about instead of that we tackle the problem by the source? Taking showers is so last century.

Dry cleaning for humans. Boom! Problem solved!

How did Charles even get the note from Jill? Did he purposely wait until he was driving to write his? How did he intend to send her his reply, was he perhaps driving over to her place to hand it over in person? Then why write it in the first place, and not just tell her!

I call shenanigans.

I’m sorry for that, I do apologize.

If I recall correctly, they’re both supposed to be adults, but out of context I can definitely see your read on it having a parent-child dynamic. In which case I agree, that would not be funny at all.

The Creeps by Jean Floch

Thank you, I couldn’t for the life of me remember how this comic was called or who made it, and searching for it yielded no results. It used to be on GoComics but not anymore.

My cat would do this, AND immediately stick his head in his bowl to start eating as soon as I began to empty the can’s contents into it, getting most of it stuck in his fur…

Just a little bug. Customer, who was sitting in the couch while ordering, clicked “Use my current location” instead of manually supplying their address; normally quite convenient but due to the latest (untested!) software update on the vendor’s website, FedEx got supplied with the actual gps coordinates instead of the nearest reachable address.

This is The Way.

Although I do it a little bit differently, I never have food in the morning since I don’t like eating on an empty stomach, so for me it’s dinner for lunch and then breakfast for dinner.

Why would you do that to people?

Some people just want to see the world burn. Better something mildly inconvenient like this than, say, voting fascists into power for the lulz, I guess.

Your foreskin has no bearing on your ability to wash your dick

I imagine the whole circumcision thing makes sense when you’re wandering the desert for years and there’s not a whole lot of water around, but other than that, yeah.