They are the Klingon equivalent to the mutant humans featured in “The Hills Have Eyes” movies.

Just the occasional round of targ-cat practice.

I’m not allowed to switch at work, may I please be issued a special dispensation to be displeased about it?

Meme credited to William Shatner (but actually written by Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stevens)

For anyone curious to try and source this, it looks like this image is a screenshot of this reddit post but there’s also this slightly differently-worded blog post of the same idea which was posted on the same day.

I’d be interested to see if anyone can find an earlier source.

Last time some rich fuck started screwing with people’s access to natural sunlight cycles, it didn’t end well for him.

Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

Next tech-sector grift will probably go for our network adapters or some shit…

There are many entirely-valid ways to write out the sound of laughter including endless variations of “heehee,” “heh-heh,” “hahaha,” and more, but I believe “hehehe” is just incorrect.

Riker was always looking for new and imaginative ways to get his leg over.

You are not alone in feeling like that about The Orville. I hated that Seth MacFarlane just filed the serial numbers off of TNG and forced in enough lazy jokes about dicks and beer to make it lawyer-proof, and the masses called him some kind of TV scifi pioneer for it.

The Doctor from Doctor Who. It’d be nice to think we were all being simultaneously respected, cared for, and defended by someone smarter and kinder than most of us.

In Germany.

I didn’t even have the moldy bread. I just made my entire project up off the top of my head the night before. It was some rubbish about running different batteries down on light bulbs and tracking their life spans.

You might wish to read the original novel that the crappy movie was based on, Jumper by Steven Gould. The book was so, so much better, possibly good enough to unfuck the story in your head, and it continues with a series of pretty good sequel novels if you like.

Gorgeous work!

I assume this was carved from the Captain’s Log.

Says someone uploading AI slop.

Some of those are clearly stacked out of order.

Oh, you’re going to get wet, alright.

You might also wish to take your giant pendant necklace off before bed.