Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

Next tech-sector grift will probably go for our network adapters or some shit…

There are many entirely-valid ways to write out the sound of laughter including endless variations of “heehee,” “heh-heh,” “hahaha,” and more, but I believe “hehehe” is just incorrect.

Riker was always looking for new and imaginative ways to get his leg over.

You are not alone in feeling like that about The Orville. I hated that Seth MacFarlane just filed the serial numbers off of TNG and forced in enough lazy jokes about dicks and beer to make it lawyer-proof, and the masses called him some kind of TV scifi pioneer for it.

The Doctor from Doctor Who. It’d be nice to think we were all being simultaneously respected, cared for, and defended by someone smarter and kinder than most of us.

In Germany.

I didn’t even have the moldy bread. I just made my entire project up off the top of my head the night before. It was some rubbish about running different batteries down on light bulbs and tracking their life spans.

You might wish to read the original novel that the crappy movie was based on, Jumper by Steven Gould. The book was so, so much better, possibly good enough to unfuck the story in your head, and it continues with a series of pretty good sequel novels if you like.

Gorgeous work!

I assume this was carved from the Captain’s Log.

Says someone uploading AI slop.

Some of those are clearly stacked out of order.

Oh, you’re going to get wet, alright.

You might also wish to take your giant pendant necklace off before bed.

No worries. Best of luck!

None of these posts are made by me, I’m only commenting.

This post was made by someone with the username SnokenKeekaGuard, with a link indicating the post is crossposted from a visualarts community. But that is followed in the text body of this post by a different link which leads to a help_others community, which is made by a poster called Kasane Teto which is about the help needed by someone called Stamets.

And I, a commenter called Rob_T_Firefly, am none of these people.

Screenshot of this post as it appears on Lemmy in a desktop browser follows, yellow text added by me. If your Lemmy app isn’t showing you all this info somehow, your app stinks and you need a better app or a normal web browser.

Elsewhere, an orange is reading a book without you.

It’s still not my post.

It’s already functionally an ad for Canva’s premium services.

It’s not a post by me, I’m just a commenter.

Are you looking at the https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/56680255 link written in the body of this post? It leads to a post by Kasane Teto about Stamets.