shallot [they/them, she/her]

But also maybe funnier, idk.

This is funny, but not as funny as when I thought the school district was attacking the cops.

They’re libertarians

Trust me bro

Wishing a very relevant username

bEan

Idk about a mine but I’m kind of a dope

Maybe a bit nitpicky but an EdD is not a PhD

Event horizon

please not the Biden clone sicko. please.

But also yes… ha ha ha… yes!

For once I am not the sicko

When you really do get your money for nothing

Wow it only gets better lmao

Can you distinguish Ukrainian from a Russian?

Sure let me grab my calipers real quick

I won’t say no, but also I’m probably gonna buy it when it comes out too (only probably because I am dumb and can’t remember shit, but if I remember it then yea). Sounds very up my alley.

Oh shit that sounds dope, do you know whenish it’ll be on bandcamp?

Libs: owned

Thank you!

Yo