Every time you masturbate God plants a Ryan Gosling

I prefer my water distilled

He was feeding the wildlife

Great place to store small dead animals

I had to google it

Gestures broadly at everything

I mean, duh?

Thanks, Harambe

That means it’s better, right?

Right?

I can’t tell their gender

Inappropriate joke about “the man in the canoe”

“It’s just wild,” Burton said.

Lab grown humans here we come!

Chicken gonna get ya

Mouse around and find out

:)3

When life gives you sour fruit, make better sour fruits!

What’s brown and sticky?

Aliens have been helping us develop super intelligent AI to bridge the gap between our species

Chinese Robots