50 First Dates, obviously, because it’s an actually not shit movie.
Let’s go with 50 First Dates.
Oh, down in the lower right corner! Nice. That will be a refreshing change.
Oh.
That’s also a copy of click.
Nope, top right are some Click plus 50 First Dates double features.
Oh, nice. Movie night is saved!
Reign over me and Mr. Deeds as well.
Oh wait. Big Daddy and Anger Management are there too.
Let’s watch KΛИK tonight
Almost, the strictly correct characters are КЛИК. You can see a slight difference between K/К in most fonts, and the Cyrillic L only looks like Greek lambda when stylized.
I prefer the Korean script, which looks like several numbers:
클릭
Hey honey let’s watch 32127 tonight!
Can you guess the TV show from faux Korean?
디읆ㄹ
Edit: my bad, see below
Best guess is 90210
You are correct, I misremembered the Beverly Hills ZIP code as 90202. If I didn’t, I’d have written
디ㅇ렁 or 당링
Can you guess this movie from faux Korean?
킁칭
Also, this is how Germans say “marriage”:
탵
And this is a Nokia model:
컮
Argentine first name:
댙
Frequency unit:
쌜 (㎒)
“What year did we just time-travel to?”
뱲앪
Person, with a hat, dress or horns:
옷홋옻붓
That almost looks like loss. Guess it’s time to look for the correct combination of korean symbols
Korean symbols (Hangul syllables) are in U+AC00 through U+DFFF and comprised of 2-3 strokes that can be found individually from U+3130 to U+318F. I skimmed through CJK syllables and the overwhelming lack of lone vertical lines makes it unlikely. I think that enough East Asians know about Loss that we’d get the character go virally copied and pasted, like Kaomoji faces, ߷ “Fidget Spinner” (NKo “Gbakorunen” symbol) and ඞ “Crewmate” (Sinhala “Kantaja Naasikyaya” symbol) if it existed.
ㆁ ㆂ
ㆂ ㆆAlmost
I prefer those that can be written on 1 line of text. Also, these come with a kind of strikethrough to divide the panels:
슜|싄
Never heard of it
A workaholic architect finds a universal remote that allows him to fast-forward and rewind to different parts of his life. Complications arise when the remote starts to overrule his choices.
6.4/10
Is one of the few Adam Sandler movies I genuinely enjoy.
What? How? Why? Nice!
This is Adam Sandlers house, he’s a big fan of the movie.
He’s actually got a shelf for every movie.
All 83 of them. Say what you will about his movies - the man clearly loves what he does.
My shelf is literally this but Hitch, variously in VHS, DVD, UMD and BRD across different regions.
Dude
Tism?
That title suffers from the good ol’ CLINT effect.
After a while, it just looks like “Cuck”.
This seems like an art installation.
Space Jam DVD
Great. Now I have an absolute banger stuck in my head.
Best part is that they have the remote.
This might be one of the few older Adam Sandler movies I haven’t watched. Wonder if they would loan a copy…
They are either dedicated and enthusiastic or an ex blockbuster manager that covered up a mistake, so either way probably yes
It’s also one of the very few actually really good Adam Sandler movies.
They’re all extended versions of LOTR aren’t they
But only one copy of もしも昨日が選べたら
It’s pathetic that they ran out of boxes at the bottom, they clearly had to improvise. Lacking commitment, aren’t we?
Well it has Kate Beckinsale in it at her peak physical appearance, so there’s that.
Кайт Ьзкйнсдзйл? Она прелесть.
