https://xcancel.com/Michael_Druggan/status/1962745643220279446
Gee, I wonder why women aren’t flocking to date guys with this level of muscle who tend to have serious insecurity issues. 
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Dudebros and mistaking what impresses other dudebros for what impresses women, name a more iconic duo.
“i just don’t understand it, i got absolutely yoked and bought a cool motorcycle and i barely get any more attention from women! my grindr fucking exploded though”
If you want women’s attention grow your hair out a bit and get a nice hair cut, and some well fitting clothes that don’t make you look like a toddler. It’s easier than going to the gym for years.
My toddler is fucking dripped out you wish you had his green pants with rainbow colored stars + green striped shirt with a big white star in a red circle.
Today mine is rocking pale blue overalls (shorts length) and a t shirt that says “imagine the possibilities, stay curious, endless possibilities, always be kind”
Toddlers get to dress cool as hell
You’re never too old to dress like a toddler. I make and wear short shorts with boats on them.
Hell yeah 😎
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or just be funny
worked pretty well for meyou may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
Me and the boys talking about how huge, solid, thick and tight we are.
Awesome specs. Great size. Looks thick. Solid. Tight. Sloped. Keep us all in the Politburo posted on your continued production with any new combat reports and design modifications. Show us what you got comrade.
And gay men. There are very few women that actually just into muscle alone.
I learned this by watching full metal alchemist
Not even related to the post, check the date lol
toronto catching strays
Checks out this place sucks
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I’m curious if it was along the lines of “Incidentally, there were only 5 messages but still it’s weird it happened twice!” or if there were actually like hundreds of them
Yeah this place is incredibly antisocial.
Me_irl
You lift to attract women.
I lift to beat the living shit out of intergalactic conquerors.
We are not the same
it gets somehow worse lmao
not only is he creepily mooning over someone he’s seen once in a year, he’s whining that she didn’t ditch her long-term partner for not being as shredded as him lol
Sure it’s weird to pine for someone that way, but he realised a woman he was interested in was already in a relationship and uninterested and backed off.
the bar lives somewhere below hell
And somehow so many men burrow under it
Keep in mind this is his retelling
CRITICAL SUPPORT even to WEIRD MEN
So, you’re saying he needs horns and then she’ll love him?
They’re literally judging a book by its cover lmaoooooo.
They don’t even ask themselves why the minotaur dude is attractive to women, which should be dead easy if they just. Opened. And. Read. The. Book.
Okay but i went and checked a plot summary and they are literally just describing what happens in the book. Like that seems to just be an accurate summary.
That is literally about a millenial woman facing student debt who milks minotaurs (male) professionally and falls in love with one with an impressive hog. Like that is the story.
They don’t even ask themselves why the minotaur dude is attractive to women, nah must be because they’re hypocrites and secretly like horns.
he’s clearly kidding about the horns.
The moral of the story is skip leg day but don’t skip hog day
Everyone is all like “read theory” but none of them want to do the praxis
Fuck I’m always skipping hog day
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I actually watched a review of it a few months ago.
“Behind every moan is a Marxist message.”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Yea true, but the original dude complaining about it is saying “look this Minotaur is buff af and women find him attractive, why not real dudes?” while missing the point about why they find him attractive in the first place.
So you’re saying I need to get horns and then she’ll love me?
yes
But all the people analyzing how this says deep things about either me
Imagine saying this after exposing yourself like that.
I had to step away because my feelings became more than platonic
this says a lot.
Imagine realizing you like someone, and instead of telling them or just deciding to remain platonic friends despite it, you bail and then get pissy when the other person… continues existing?
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broke: getting yoked for sexual attention
woke: getting yoked to fight the cops
bespoke: getting yoked to fight godOne must imagine Sisyphus beating the shit out of god.
sisyphus should have been the protagonist of that Hades game fr fr he has much more motive to waste the gods than what’s his name did
Also a very good protagonist for the roguelike format
That would be the best roguelike. Push the boulder up the mountain. Random powerups. None of them do shit.
good news! (kinda)
Ayyyy thats true
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“I’ve obviously gotten pussy before, boy. Where do you think you came from?”
Being really yoked isn’t enough to beat God you need the power of friendship
Thats the goal
“he’s not rich or buff. what could he possibly have going for him??”
i bet he doesn’t make posts like this
Prob has no twitter…imagine
She’s dating Zohran?
She let me hit it cuz I’m goofy 🤪
looks like there are all kinds of reasons to fuck literally anyone else
also he is a coin or something https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/GVRQLgNpfHr1LYXKUraFe9t4bTnWgv3BseJMqV5knQE5
Intense schadenfreude when I see someone who has embraced incel ideology so hard and refused every chance to grow out of it, run face first into reality
Go to the comments to see him defending himself by saying being into math is a “personality”.
Absolutely no rizz on those pecs.
have u tried getting a personality?
This guy has the same mentality as when a cat brings its owner a decapitated mouse. Just because it’s something you’re into doesn’t mean it’s something I’m into.
lmao
there’s no way a book like this wasn’t “written” by AI. Like I bet it’s just an export of someone’s fetish ChatGTP roleplay
oh believe me, there were a lot of these way before chatgpt was a thing
but they weren’t published “USA Today bestselling author” ‘books’ tho
It’s a real book written by a real person, and it’s actually way better than it should be.
Not that I’d ever read something like this…
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Nah there’s a ton of this stuff that is and was always legitimately written. There’s a huge market for it honestly, if one wants to get into that. I’m sure some authors are making heavy use of AI to churn it out, as a sort of quantity over quality thing. You can legit make over six figures pumping this stuff out if you hit the right marks and are decent at it.
Never underestimate middle aged women
I don’t disbelieve the existence of the fetish but just everything about it screams “churned out by llm”
The author partially wrote it as a critique of capitalism and how the profit motive will turn even the most personal and primal functions, such as clogging the shower with gushing minotaur cum, will become commodified and alienate the people forced to participate in these systems.
it just sounds like chatgpt llm fetish slop
The minotaurs form a union in the sequel.
