The rumors of him getting a divorce and going for Erika Kirk may seem far-fetched
But white conservative men do shit like that all the time
Like fuckin Newt Gingrich
Newt Gingrich
Harry Potter ass name
Newt divorced one of his wives while she was on her death bed
one of the realest all time moves
red meat for the base if he tries to run in 2028
does he actually believe this? maybe
is his wife in on the grift? maybe
Recall both Obama and Trump were atheists before “rediscovering their own connections to religion” shortly before they each got in to politics.
Then why the fuck marry her you fucking ghoul
With a Hindu wedding

How have I never seen this pic before
i wonder if they’d send me back at the border if i had this on my phone
They look so happy
Free Usha
womens’ opinions and beliefs don’t matter to these guys
The point of a token is to be spent
Lmao any poc who marries white knows what they’re getting into. If it’s not from their partner then it’s from their family. Couldn’t be me.
francis not excommunicating every single seppo politician is the biggest fumble
Fastest way to schism and american pope, I guarantee it
that would be bad how exactly?
Oh Im not saying its a bad thing at all, it would just get real weird, especially whoever they pick for america pope
Having a centralized religious authority in America would be a great way to accelerate christofascism.
lol they would immediately start infighting over latin masses/creationism/council of nicea, og catholics and heretical evangelicals and implode into another sect of protestants.
I feel like an American Papacy would deliberately rewrite doctrine to be able to get along with Evangelicals better, even if it still officially viewed Evangelicalism as heresy. “But then what about existing Catholics and their beliefs?” Papal infallibility, ig.
Doesn’t this just describe Jehova’s Witnesses and Mormons?
Mormons have a ton of beliefs that are extremely heretical to most sects (e.g. they reject the Trinity, substantially altered Christ’s biography, etc.).
Having a centralized religious authority in America would be a great way to accelerate christofascism.
they seem to be accelerating away anyway
Yeah that’s just LDS
But…but we got American pope anyway…
This comment and the one above it deserve platinum pig poop balls awards but I don’t have enough ZORTcoin to afford them
Oh my god, Vance is a catholic?
Worse: an adult convert
post-spotlight convert
Watched the movie about it and thought “Sold! Where do I sign?”
ostensibly
What a coincidence. I hope that JD Vance will join Jesus soon.
I find it strange how shocked people are by this. It’s the most obvious implication of believing that Jesus is the sole Mediator with God and thereby the only way to avoid Hell that you would want someone you love (let’s just say for the sake of argument that he loves her) to be saved.
Obviously I don’t support his view and I think Johannine theology is extremely ideologically backwards, but this belief should not surprise anyone.
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As a supposed catholic, even referring to “Christianity” makes JD a heretic lol. All these fake ass cracker catholics running around
Vance is weird but he isn’t dumb, he’s fully aware what inevitably happened to Catholics when the Nazis took over.
He’s totally gonna go for Kirks wife, calling it now.
Sometimes I have a moment of clarity and see what truly loathsome pieces of shit they are with fresh eyes.
WOW haha that’s
that’s
WOW
WOWEEEE
JD vance slammed by a professional wrestler
the only good instance of the word “slammed”
he is such a piece of shit. I’m sure she knew what she was getting into since he’s so transparent, but I still feel a little bad for her.





















