Here’s how that would go.
“Jokes on you Fraulein, time and space are relative.” teleports behind you.

Damn Albert hit you with a Fraulein…
Forgive him he’s from like the 1930s
yes, but Albert wins with prep time. he’s a genius
No, he is a skeleton. They are famously hard to beat in a fight.
Especially because how do you determine victory.
To the death? He can’t die again
First blood? No blood
Until someone says uncle? Skeletons don’t speak.
Don’t try it. His「SPECIAL RELATIVITY ATTACK」strikes at a different time depending on the observer. By the time you see him move, it’s already too late.
Depends, are you willing to dig?
don’t pick fights with time travelers if you like having been born
I mean, he is already dead, so I like my chances.
You have no chance, that guy’s been waiting for somebody to try him
Is this even up for debate












