I don’t have twitter, but someone should make it glaze Elon over “impressive” attributes like having the foulest shits or the most annoying personality
Tyson in 2025 would beat Musk, but there are literally tens of thousands of boxers in the world (if not more!) better than Tyson because he’s just so old now, so he’s not a great example.
I think it’s funny to imagine Elon being good at feinting. It’s an actual skill and not just something you can accomplish by being generically intelligent (not that Musk is, but just to explain the further absurdity).
20-something Tyson is fucking nightmare fuel, though. No matter how much training Musk does at any point in his life, he wouldn’t last more than a few seconds in the ring. It’s wild watching someone with Tyson’s size have that much speed and flexibility while being able to punch through other heavyweights’ blocks.
And Musk thinks he can compare to one of the best boxers of all time? I’d pay money to watch him try remain standing after getting punched once by Tyson. He’d probably puke and piss all over himself, curled up in a fetal position, if he got hit in the stomach.
I don’t have twitter, but someone should make it glaze Elon over “impressive” attributes like having the foulest shits or the most annoying personality
Having the most kids who despise him
A few of my students got it to talk about how great he is at drinking piss today.
Remembering the time Musk wussed out on a fight with Zuck because his mom said no
Tyson in 2025 would beat Musk, but there are literally tens of thousands of boxers in the world (if not more!) better than Tyson because he’s just so old now, so he’s not a great example.
I think it’s funny to imagine Elon being good at feinting. It’s an actual skill and not just something you can accomplish by being generically intelligent (not that Musk is, but just to explain the further absurdity).
20-something Tyson is fucking nightmare fuel, though. No matter how much training Musk does at any point in his life, he wouldn’t last more than a few seconds in the ring. It’s wild watching someone with Tyson’s size have that much speed and flexibility while being able to punch through other heavyweights’ blocks.
And Musk thinks he can compare to one of the best boxers of all time? I’d pay money to watch him try remain standing after getting punched once by Tyson. He’d probably puke and piss all over himself, curled up in a fetal position, if he got hit in the stomach.
We need a Logan Paul vs. Musk fight, and someone needs to
:anarcho-tire-iron-posting: the venue
Implying that Musk is out there personally launching rockets by hand?
Bro Elons not even that much younger than Tyson, right?