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kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

SPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.

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SPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.

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kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Finally, a LinkedIn lunatic I can agree with.

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      [email protected]

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    Do it enough times, you’ll get treated to an exclusive hotel with free food and lodging! If you like ramen, they even have an exclusive flavour!

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      If the £ wasn’t indication enough, this ain’t in the US.

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        Oh, I know about GBP. But the ass backwards US has had tap to pay for a couple weeks now, maybe longer. I know they lag behind other parts of the world, and some retailers still don’t support it, but it is relevant in freedom-land, too. /s

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          US tap to pay sucks compared to most of the world though.

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            How so?

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              Take a guess?

              Plot twist, it’s all of them.

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    Do you really think homeless methheads have bank cards?

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      Not their own, of course.

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    Jokes on you (I know, it’s satire) I keep spent gift cards for the express purpose of carding doors when I have to. No chip, and even if you had a mag reader there’s $1.36 left on the card, have fun.

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      Thanks, now I’m up -44.49£ 😎 (assuming 50% card to cash conversion & 1.33 USD : 1 GBP)

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        Have fun! If you can’t convert it to cash you might be able to get like 1/5th of a coffee!

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          It’s that like a Wish Sandwich?

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            They sell sandwiches on wish now? I wouldn’t trust it, probably rotten by the time it goes through customs, and full of lead to boot.

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              Yeah, far safer to stick with a Temu burritu or two. 🤌🏼

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    Its not like he’s stealing their money, those cards are probably stolen too.

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      Ah, yes, the ol’ “stolen goods but I didn’t steal 'em” defense. Ironclad classic.

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    often try

    30 in the last 10 years.

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      Yeah, you see, driving_crooner, this is what we would call a joke.

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        Thanks for your insightful comment 👍

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      When I was a kid, I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out of the water. I was supposed to die. But a fish bumped me out with its nose. That was the earth telling me I’m supposed to do something great.

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