rhubarb [he/him]

Happy midsummer to all of you, even the haters and the losers

One of the top 10 Coolest Guys in history, only kept from the top spots by how easy it is to make a “Garibalding” joke

2027 and 2029 are both prime-numbered years, and the next two are 2039 and 2053, both of which are goofy science fiction year numbers that probably won’t actually happen. We don’t understand how lucky we are.

I’m convinced none of the people making these language learning apps understand what the actual use case is, I would be more likely to pay not to have to do this kind of stuff

The Juggalos have infiltrated the Democratic Party and are arranging crypto Gatherings

Visibly struggling to keep the rhythm as a form of protest

There’s a Bowie song called The Supermen, if that counts

It’s getting so hard to find decently priced single-origin organic extra virgin blood these days, I’d rather walk outside on a sunny day than give money to these profiteers

Do they not teach the US military how to march anymore?

The damson tree looks like it will have more fruits than leaves this year. It’s humiliating to get owned like this by a plant.

The dark side of the moon is not actually dark in the sense that it does not get sunlight, it’s named that because no one has ever seen it. They meant to send a probe to check it out in the '50s but never got around to it, it’s probably just a bunch of boring rocks anyway.

It’s taking a lot of discipline not to use the “oh, what org are you in?” ult on a bunch of internet commie dorks today

I wonder if running a bunch of android emulators with spoofed GPS locations would work. This might be worth looking into.

I usually really dislike mecha with drones, but something about Challia’s being wired makes them work for me.

It would be a really funny twist if our mystery blond who is covering his eyes turned out to be a wormholed inferior Char clone instead of the real deal, someone like Full Frontal or Milliardo Peacecraft.

People only believe in echo chambers because they are in a media environment where they are completely insulated from the view that they don’t actually exist

downward-slanting headlights that have more than a hint of mischievous eyes about them.

What a strange thing to say about a pretty normal looking car

Currently unable to stop singing “Catch me dancing in the summer rain with my dick out, woohoo!” in my head, it has been days

This online tea shop is telling me to join a Discord for deals, I’m thinking of becoming anti-civ

It’s an extremely good game, though it’s not for everyone. Out of all the souls games, it has the largest amount of story in a traditional sense of the word, but it is still very minimalistic compared to most games. It has enjoyable themes that you don’t have to dig out of the item descriptions of every pointy stick you find, unlike the rest of them.

Even with this TikTok-ass pacing, I do not see how they could have all these things come to a satisfying conclusion in just three more episodes. The ending of Witch from Mercury felt to me like they had more planned but didn’t get greenlit, so they had to pivot hard to an ending, I fear this one will end with a “then everyone space magic exploded the end”.

I do love a nice Gogg, though.