Im kind a dick for this but I was looking at Israeli pokemon go groups and theyre currently canceling their meetups because of Iran which lol

I’m excited to share that I’ve recently reached Gold rank in Overwatch! For those unfamiliar, Overwatch is a softcore pornography game that requires a significant commitment to bitterness and abusive chat messages

This tagline made me laugh

“special thanks to our sponsor, Coinbase” god if you put that into a movie people would call you a hack

edit: AND THEY’RE ALSO SPONSORED BY AN ENERGY DRINK THAT HAS THE TWIN TOWERS ON IT you can’t write this shit it’s too fucking wild

I find it annoying when people compare the No Kings protests to Gandhi, because he didn’t just show up to protests, that was really one of the least important things he did.

He instigated strikes, the non-payment of taxes, and boycotts. Libs aren’t doing any of those.

Hope the next president does another military parade, but this time brings in a bunch of Chinese and North Korean vets to run it.

I lost 13kg and I did it ON PURPOSE. I even used consistent application of a strategy. Soon the number go down protocol will make the number go downer

In the last seven days all that has brought me joy is watching bombs fall on the Zionist entity. They have stolen humanity from themselves and from us.

It’s funny how Internet people have obsessed over evangelion and New Vegas for over a decade now, given that the thesis of one can be summed up as “Touch grass and stop obsessing” and the other as “You gotta let go”.

Lyft last night were busy as hell, so many libs hitting up bars and leaving their no kings protest signs on the sidewalk. At least I got paid but can’t lie I’m a little disappointed, I was hoping to drive by at least one burning Waymo.

Maybe y’all have kept it in your minds but it just hit me that we literally have an emoji enshrining the exact moment Kamala Harris said “i will be just as fascist as Trump on immigration” which is p. turbofucked as the Libs do their shitty Trump focused protest “resistance” while the dems clearly want to run Kamala again (even though she’ll probably lose again)

the emoji btw

i hate life. i go home im alone, i sleep im alone, i go to university im alone, i sit a seminar im alone. how the fuck am i supposed to find new friends, no one has any time, no one likes me enough to invite me to anything, no one wants to hang out with me, sure you can try to organize something but even if you manage to do so it never becomes anything more than a one time thing. i try to do shit, it never happens. there are no chill parties, no one wants to socialize at bars, no one wants to be friends at clubs or hobby meetups. there are no connections between anything, people go to meetups like they go to doctors appointments. i dont want to have friends, i want to have a community. i dont want to do thing a with friend a on monday, thing b with friend b on tuesday, thing c with friend c on wednesday, thing d with friend d on thursday, thing e with friend e on friday. i want to have a friend group whom i can just hang out with. and when you try to find friends you need to pretend like you don’t really need them, go like “oh yeah ill add you to my long list of friends lets see where i can fit you in oh im so busy im certainly not sitting home alone crying because i feel so fucking heartbroken and lonely all the time”. im thirty, still a complete loser in university. how the fuck is this supposed to work when im working 40 hours a week. and then my therapist has the gall to tell me i’ve got a “fear of growing up”. if growing up means living like this i’d rather fucking die. i don’t find it hard to empathize with incels, loneliness is the worst pain in the world, loneliness makes you go crazy. its much easier to believe a romantic relationship is going to fix your loneliness than it is to believe there’s any chance of living in a community of friends. you only need one person to be in a relationship, to not be alone when you go home, to at least have someone to hold you when you are crying.

Honestly brunch time doesn’t seem like a great time for a protest anyway, like libs don’t have to stop doing brunch.

“Strength is Unity” Yeah hating brown people for existing is unity.

At least this game calls out for worshipping NYPD to the point the media refuses to report corruption because we must “support the troops”.