>be with family last weekend
>little 5 year old cousing playing with MLP toys in the living room
>announces we are all invited to the wedding
>aunt asks who's getting married
>fluttershy and applejack
>aunt says "They can't get married"
>cousin is distraught "why not!?"
>aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
>cousin is angry "who says?"
>aunt "god says"
>cousin "then I'm going to worship satan"

fucking awesome, lemme tell you

Sorry, that’s my weekly allotment of pixels

  • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Fluttershy and Applejack can’t get married because Rainbow Dash loves Applejack.

  • cqst [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is a manufactured fake greentext. Some kind of CIA psyop to whitewash 2011 4chan as somehow pro LGBTQ or chill with My Little Pony. I mean there’s nothing necessarily wrong with that, it’s just kind of ridiculous to try and act like this comes from 2011.

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      There’s actually a /MLP/ board on 4chan. There aren’t a lot of fandoms that have their own separate board, but they made that one because people were pony-posting all over the other message boards.

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      3 months ago

      Idk, anon could just be extremely anti theist. Aggressively atheist and libertarian are also 4chan stereotypes from the time.

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      The real psyop was the conservative takeover of online spaces. I remember the old net. Even unmoderated shitholes like 4chan were significantly more leftist. Deviant communities like furries and especially the bronies were absolutely on 4chan back in the day. Sure, there were lots of generally rude assholes, but most of them were apolitical or tankies.

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        It was full on progressive in social issues. Anonymous was progressive (it still is) socially and politically. 4chan shifted with Gamergate and it escalated from there.

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    There are also about 450,000 other gods to choose from, and about 5 are the same monotheistic source of evil that humans have used as a scapegoat to kill each other over. Western modernist Christianity is literally the English cuisine of religions.