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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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    Deadass a Fishtank contestant.

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    This is it. This is the photo that sums up the 2020’s.

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    legendary

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      Every time I see Pippa I think about her strange “there’s a group of people running the world” speach and her doing the happy merchant rubbing of the hands. I just feel a little weird about her and how close she seemed to be to rightwing groyper shit.

      Also, her fans seems to be unhinged: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNljm_dPg4o

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        As someone whos has no idea who pippa is, this is very confusing.

        • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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          British cartoon pig?

          • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            That’s Peppa

        • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Vtuber with very questionable fans, even those who don’t plan on shooting up protests.

          Most of her most sus moments are a couple of years old so I think she might have calmed down.

          Search “Pippa being based” to get a compilations of what her fans finds funny.

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            She’s a 4channer who thought that nazi irony poisoning was something made up.

          • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Thanks for the info, I shall take your word for it.

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          EDIT: I was a bit upset and emotional, best not to know what I said, but it was a bit mean.

          • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            No worries, hope you’re feeling better.

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      why am I like this

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        I blame Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman for my thing for crazy chicks. I saw that at a formative age.

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          God damn it, do you have any idea how long it took me to repress that the first time?!

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          My ex wife had some sort of personality disorder and we met at 14. I strongly suspect it has something to do with that.

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    JlPdAnT22Vq4k5Y.jpg

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      HIDE

      ALT

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    That’s a great way to get zero pain killers for the rest of the trip.

    Waking up during surgery be damned, I will never admit to smoking pot to another doctor.

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      I had a leg break which required hardware to be installed. I told the doctors that I smoked weed and they still gave me the “good stuff”. This was even at a Catholic hospital (gross), but I’m in the PNW so maybe that’s why.

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      Agreed, one time I admitted to doing dummies a couple times during my yearly physical and basically got scolded and judged. Last time I tell doctors about drugs outside of an emergency.

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        In college I arranged a co-op at IBM. They made me take a drug test which I failed (for marijuana). A person from IBM’s HR called me and said literally “you need to clean up your act” and they brought me in to do the co-op anyway. I have no idea what the fuck that was all about.

        I also got pulled over for speeding one time and the cop smelled the joint I had been smoking. Luckily he let me go with just a speeding ticket, but he made a point of scolding me – not for driving while high but because I was 49 at the time. He told me it was time for me to grow up. I was seriously enraged by that but of course I kept it to myself.

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      Lighting the lighter in an enclosed space that probably has oxygen tanks is definitely not a good idea

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        As a dumbass kid, I lit my grandmas oxygen tube on fire. It was wild; oxidizers are no joke.

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          Here, take my username, you earnt it with that story.

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          “wild” is certainly one way to describe it

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            It wasn’t that bad. It was more like a 40 foot long, angry firework fuse. I was able to eventually stomp it out before my childhood took a drastic turn for the worse. It was one of the things that piqued my interest in physics/chemistry.

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              FOR SCIENCE!

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              If the flame reached the tank, there wouldn’t have been an immediate explosion, no fuel, but the oxygen getting everywhere could have gotten your house much closer to burnt down.

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                I more meant the jet powered flaming snake flipping around on the floor setting the place on fire. We didn’t believe in fire retardants back then.

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          I’d love to know what you are actually trying to achieve.

          Hey Grandma want to get blown up, it’s the hot new trend.

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            I was a smart stupid kid, and a bit of a pyro. I had figured out putting oxygen on a fire made it bigger but I didn’t have a concept of an oxidizer, I thought it was a fuel like propane/butane. So I cranked up the oxygen bottle and put a lighter to the end of the tube thinking it would make a little blow torch. It did, but not in the way I was expecting.

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            The whole of Gaza is doing it

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        Oxygen isn’t flammable.

        It just helps other things become ashes faster.

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          Good point.

          Gonna blaze up next to an oxygen tank now.

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        Meh. Not enough fuel to O2 to cause any real issue even if the tank was purging for hours in a mostly closed space.

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          Inside the tank maybe. Outside the tank almost certainly.

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          Get some nitrous and ammonia in there, then wed have a party

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      Must suck living in a place that doesn’t have legal weed. Fuck prohibition.

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      She’s just going for stitches. They wouldn’t have surgery for that.

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      I was in the process of getting a new doctor (general) and said I had a dram every night. She asked if I drank to numb the pain (no idea what pain she was speaking about) and that was the last time i saw her.

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        Well why do you have a dram every night then

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          No one’s getting drunk off one glass of whisky. So drinking one glass of whisky is not indicative of any psychological problem.

          That’s like asking somebody if they’re sad because they had one bowl of ice cream.

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            drinking one glass of whisky

            To be fair, medical professionals generally triple or quadruple patients’ reported alcohol consumption.

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            Did you have one bowl of ice cream to numb the pain though?

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              After getting my wisdom teeth removed, yeah XD

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            And when I say dram, i mean dram. I use a jigger, pour one shot and that’s it.

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              So you are just drinking cause you like the taste of whiskey?

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                A dram is like two fingers. You’d not even get a buzz off that. Look it up

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                Love the taste. Bourbon and Irish are my favs.

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    Weed is great for pain. I don’t see a problem here.

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      The paramedics were the one who gave this to her.

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    It took me ages to realize she had a head wound. I thought the blood drips were just red dyed bangs/hair in her face.

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      Damn, that’s even more metal

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    That is awesome.

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      I’m in love with the bong show.

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    Kinda makes me sad

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      Excuse me, this is a shit posting community. We glorify drug abuse here 😡

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        If they’re abusing drugs aren’t the drugs the victims, not them?

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          They do get burned, so yeah

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      Sounds like you need a hit

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      If I had a bleeding headwound, I’d rather smoke a few bowls than be given opiods, personally. 🤷‍♂️

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        Holy shit… I thought that was hair until I read your comment and zoomed in. Regardless, I agree.

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      why?

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        Because he’s not living his life to the fullest like her.

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          In hindsight this is it

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            Mad respect for recognizing your weaknesses. Now turn it into a strength.

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              🚬😎🍺

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        Try some drugs, then see if it makes sense to ask that question.

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          I’ve tried a ton of drugs and I am by all measures a productive and well respected member of my community.

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            Yeah but what community are you in? After all, everything’s relative.

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              I live in a major US city, just got a new job as culinary director for a school, I’m married, have a regular D&D game, and a fairly robust social life so, I guess I belong to several communities.

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          I’ve done lots of drugs, if you can avoid addiction, it’s actually tons of fun. Unfortunately you can’t know if you get addicted easily until it’s too late. So I don’t recommend people try drugs.

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            Good point. Because Marijuana is highly addictive!

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              Anything can be addictive if you have an addictive personality, especially if you’re self medicating with it. It’s entirely possible to be addicted to weed.

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              I don’t consider that a real drug.

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                Same. Yet it was the context of the entire thread…

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          ok, now what?

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            More drugs, duh

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    Does EMS get a pass on smelling like weed or any second hand effects? I guess you got to hotbox pretty hard for that?

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      Backdoor is open. Source: perspective

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